"Ctrl + Alt + Easter"
'Twas the night before Easter, and all through the LAN,
Not a cursor was stirring, not even a spam.
The routers were blinking in slumbering peace,
While updates downloaded at 12 kilobits apiece.
The laptops were nestled all snug in their beds,
With visions of reboots and clean boot-up threads.
And me in my hoodie, with blue screen despair,
Had just clicked "Restart" on a system unfair.